I.. I.. I WANT YOU!

Okay...
I am so sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry that I haven't posted in a loooooong time!!!!
Well, anyway... I have the funniest story in the history of funniest stories!
So Buddy likes my mom so much that he growls whenever I put my hands under him,! it's very, very, very funny. [in that, L.O.L. kind of way!]
Well anyway... Post ya guys later!

Oh Jesse! [Sorry I havn't posted in a while!]

Hey guys! :p So I want to tell you about this morning, it was so FUNNY!!
So,... this morning... [When I had just gotten my clothes on, and my mom had just gotten out of the shower] ...we were both in the living-room and we saw Jesse sitting on the couch and he stuck his head into the blinds, so mom said "Jesse, get out of there!" and she spanked his bottom a-couple times and he was still in there!
Here's the morel: Catz are Crazy!, and stubborn most times! Post ya guys later! :p

He Needs A Little Motivation!!!!

Okay this post is about Buddy, my mom and I think that Buddy is getting older! And it is very sad! :( The reason why we think that is because he is starting to jump on the couch!
Okay... let's get started! Today... [I have been sick the past few days, and I slept on the couch last night] So my mom comes over to the couch to check on me, and we got Buddy's bone [The rubber ones that speak] and we put it on the couch and he jumps up a few times........

and he jumps up one more time and.......
He did it!!! YAY!!! And that bone is his motivation!!!!

Jesse the human JELLO!

So, guess what I call Jesse...? [Ya know how he is fat and all!] Well... I call him "JELLO" do you know why I call him "JELLO"? Because when ever he is laying on my mom and dad's bed and you wiggle on the bed his belly shakes like JELLO! It's L.O.L.!!!!!!!!!!!! Laugh-Out-Loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's why this post is called "Jesse the human JELLO!" Post ya guys later!

For heaven sake! Stop getting in the boxes!

Okay, now we are going to talk about Jesse! Now do you remember one of the posts that I did one time? I think it was called "You're going to break the box!" Well that post will sort of be like that one! Okay on with the story!

So Jesse is very found of getting in boxes when the box is empty!
And it is very funny to watch him get in boxes, and also, my mom and I were cleaning the living room because I was having a friend over today, and there is this toy box that we have under the side table, and we were emptying out the box of toys! And when we were done Jesse got into the box, and then mom saw it and guess what she said!... "Jesse!" of course!

Post ya guys later!

Smash-Crash and then... Trouble!

Okay so this post is... now you guys would think this post would be about Buddy, but not today, this post is about Jesse!

So last night I was in my bed, and then Jesse was in my mom and dad's room on the bed, of course!

So Jesse always gets on the desk top or book shelf, [I almost herd the Crash but I didn't] and he was walking on those stuff, and then I herd "Jesse! Stop!" From my room!

And so that's why the title is called "Smash-Crash and then... Trouble!"
Post ya guys later! ;)

Hiss-Fest!

Okay lets get stated on this next post. Now have I told you guys that Buddy has three siblings? Well one is another girl's Christmas pet, on the other hand, [my mom and dad's friends, Josh and Melissa, got Max and Molly. Max's original name was "Curly" and he is so fluffy that he looks like what he should look like in about a year!] So, Max and Molly come over a lot! And so one time when everyone was over at our house, the three siblings were all on the couch when Nelson picked up the cat and sat down, Max jumped off the couch, and wanted right back up again! and so someone picked him up close to Jesse........ and... guess... what... Jesse... did! he hissed at Max twice! and then later I picked up Jesse close to Max, and then Jesse hissed at him again! And everyone laughed! Post ya guys later! ;)

Bad to the Bone!

Okay this post is really, really short, and it's about Buddy, of course! And this morning my mom was holding Buddy and he was really, really bad! and so then my mom said he's "Bad to the Bone!"

Wow we this post was soooooo long and it was really hard to right!
Okay for real this time, it was really shot this time, and I will post you guys later!

Sleep on little Jesse.

Guess what......................, ...........................................oh!, Don't Guess I'll tell you, because it is so funny that I can't hold it in much longer, ya, it's that funny!

Oh,! Right,! The story, anyway ever since Buddy got here Jesse has been more aggressive than he has ever been in his whole life, and he also has more time for himself because......... [.......Because he sleeps in my Mom and Dad's bed and that's why the title says "Sleep on little Jesse"]


I don't know why I wanted to say that, I guess I just wanted to say that!

YUCK!

Okay first of all let me explain how the title says that, because,...... Oh well I uh have to explain how this happened.
[Ya see, my Dad let me sleep with my Mom and my Dad], so guess what happened next, well the next morning both of my parents were up, and I was still asleep in there bed, and then Buddy had sort-of a cesar like thing, and he was right there in front of my face and then he puked all over me, and then my Dad took me into there bath room and I had to take a shower.

So......The point of this post is............ Don't ever let your dog tho up all over you okay! Never!
Well... Good Bye! ;)

Stop growling!

Hay guys it's me, well guess what Buddy did?, He did the funniest thing since I've had him, well he got one of my sashes out of my room, and he started to play with it.

[He puts it in his mouth and I pull again, and again, and again, and he starts to growl,] it is so, so, so, so, so, cute!
Now he is really doing something funny, Mom says he got in trouble so he is hiding be hind some pillows on our couch, and I was trying to hold him but his claws kept getting into my shirt, he's so C.U.T.E.! CUTE!

And he is sleeping now!.!.!.!.


Thanks!, and Bye!.

Awww, that's so CUTE!

This is really funny,! Jesse gets in this box, [you see my mom sells Avon so she has an Avon box] and my mom sold some eyeliner and the rapers were in the box, and Jesse saw them in the box. Anyway I want to get to the title ''Awww, that's so CUTE!'' Jesse gets in the box and he just lays in the box and it's just so, so, so CUTE!!!!!!!!!!

I just wanted to say that just cuz, [by the way this happened just tonight]